I am going to write a book. The hero will be homely, scrawny, and socially awkward. The heroine will be rather dumpy, with lackluster hair, huge feet and a shrill voice. No one will fall in love at first sight. No one will have any great family secrets to get past. There will be no saving of some little known jungle tribe, whom without intervention would have their habitat destroyed by evil condo developers. And I PROMISE, there will be no “her heart nearly burst, his world stopped spinning, as their passion took them to heights they had never dreamed possible”, sex scenes.
I finished the book I was listening to. Finally. It was horrid. Now I can move forward.